DOn’t try this at home folks!!

John & Sara r having anal sex

John says “I’ve AIDS”.

“WHAT!” screams Sarah.

“Only joking” says John “I just luv the

way u tighten ur arse when I say it”

Don’t forget folks – send us your dirty text message ideas and we’ll sling them up on the site – you can be famous or anonymous, choice is yours but – get sending!

For today we thank Chad for his offering of a dirty text message for the day:-

“sex is good
sex is class
whip me baby
spank my arse
doggy style 69
lick me out
make me smile
if u want me in the sac
lick ur lips and txt me back”

Here we go, our dirty text message for today:-

“Let me explain how i’m feeling in the fewest possible words.
I want U inside me, then sleeping beside me”

And today’s offering is:-

“God created world in 6 days

it took him centuries

to create someone

as HOT, SEXY

and FUCKABLE

as YOU!”

Today’s dirty text message is:-

“i like ur style

i like ur class

but most of all baby

i like ur ass!!”

Still struggling to think of an original or good dirty text to send?

Try our daily dirty text message then.

Today’s dirty text is:-

“I’m not as tall as Brad Pitt nor as handsome as George Clooney, I don’t have the muscles of Stallone or the wit of Jay Leno but ………..I have a tongue like Lassie”  

 Here are some sample dirty text messages for you to use:-

Slow Burn method:-

Txt 1

Really miss u baby, wish u were here

Txt 2

If u were here now, what would u do 2 me?

Txt3

I can think of a few things I want u to do to me when u get home.

Txt 4

Baby, I’m naked in the bath getting clean & silky 4 u. U won’t be l8, will u?

Txt 5

Feel very hot, please cum home now & fuck me hard. Need you in me so bad!

Cheeky Method:-

Txt 1

U were so gorgeous last night, can’t stop thinking ‘bout u!

Txt 2

Sorry, I’m being very naughty txting u @ work. Maybe u should punish me?

Txt 3

You are naughty 2 – maybe I should punish u?

Txt 4

Have put on special clothes ready 4 u 2 punish me baby. Hurry home.

Txt 5

Can’t wait much longer, need ur touch 2 explode. Get here fast.

Blatant messages:-

Txt 1

I loved fucking u the other day. I want more, much more. Want u to take me now, hard.

Txt 2

Lift my skirt, drop my panties, bend me over & just fuck me you sexy bastard.

Txt 3

Let me know what time u will b home. Too l8 and I‘ll play with myself & cum now!

Strong and Instant:-

Txt 1

God, I want ur hard cock in my pussy right now. Cum here & fuck me now.

Talking Dirty is not hard, I promise you.

It’s hardest aspect is actually working out which is the best method for you to use.

Dirty talk is normally generated by one of two different things – lust driven emotion or premeditated thought.

If you want to learn how to talk dirty from the emotional side then here’s what to do:-

When you are making love just describe or simply talk about the feelings of what your lover is doing to you right there and then. Expresss how you feel, what your body is doing and feeling back to your lover.

“I love it when you touch me like that just there – it makes me feel really horny and very turned on.”

“Lick that again baby, I really like that, it sends shivers down my ___________”

“When you start to kiss my nipples, I can feel this little thrill of lust and anticipation going all the way down to my pussy.”

“Sitting here like this on top of you, you hard inside me and me looking at your gorgeous, naked chest is a huge turn on for me baby, we should do this position more often”

See, you can say just about anything. The fact you are giving him feedback will turn him on as well as reassure him that he is good at lovemaking.

Everyone likes and needs compliments and most blokes, least of all those who care about your enjoyment, could do with confidence boosting comments before, during or after love making.

Super Tip: You can also try out some of the excellent scenarios detailed in the talking dirty book Dirty Talk: The Tips & Tricks Of Talking Dirty & Enjoying It

Most people baulk at talking dirty, not knowing exactly what to say.

Whilst the best type of dirty talk to hear is that which is created by the moment, lust driven and heavy on the feelings of the moment, many people want an idea of things to say or simple dirty talk examples they can use to get started.

So, try some of these on for size:-

Gentle examples of dirty talk

“I want to feel your hands exploring my body. I want to feel you caress, stroke and tease me. Touch me baby, make me feel good like only you can.”

“God I love how your cock feels inside me. Push into me harder baby, let me feel you deep inside me, filling me up, turning me on so much I can’t take it anymore and just explode”

“If you start by kissing my neck just here with light, warm kisses, then work your way down slowly, kissing both of my nipples one after the other before finally kissing down over my stomach and onto my pussy, I’ll be so wet and ready for you to fuck me that I’ll probably start to scream”

“I want you to make my nipples hard baby, really hard. Kiss them gently, lick them, suck them into your mouth and then gently, very gently scrape your teeth on them. Make them hard and full, please.”

Hard, Erotic Examples of Dirty Talk Lines

“I can’t wait anymore, I feel so horny right now. Bend me over that ________, pull my panties down and just fuck me. Fuck me hard until I come with your cock buried inside me.”

“I want to suck your cock. I want to feel your hot, hard cock in my mouth, letting my tongue lick it all over as you stand in front of me, naked as I pleasure you. Stand up baby, stand up s I can kneel down naked in front of you and take you into my wet mouth. When you are about to come, tell me and I can finish you off over my tits!”

“I adore the way you are so strong and manly when we make love. I like feeling your muscles move under your skin as you make my body get all hot and turned on.”

Welcome to this guide on How To Talk Dirty To My Boyfriend!

Many people find it hard to talk dirty.

Either they are worried about what to say, about feeling silly or embarrassed even. Others just feel that they won’t know what to say and will end up being a huge disappointment to their boyfriend.

Good News?

Talking dirty is not hard at all and there are a number of things you can do to make it easy for you and highly enjoyable for your boyfriend!

Collected here are a number of different ways of approaching talking dirty to your lover – so read away and enjoy.