Oct
04
By: DR
Another touch of humour for today’s dirty text message, courtesy of Sara P.
Nice one Sara – thanks!
Man goes to doctors
“I’ve been raped by an elephant”
Doctor looks & says
“funny, ur ass is 10″ wide
but an elephant’s cock is only 3″ wide”
Man replies “yes, but …….
the bastard fingered me 1st!
No animals were harmed in the writing of this text!
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