Girl lies there stroking his cock after great sex,
he smiles, looks at her and asks
‘Want me to fuck you again baby?’
she looks up at him and says
 ”no thanks, just playing with ur cock
cos i really do miss mine”
 
Spilt my coffee reading that one – thnx TB.

Another touch of humour for today’s dirty text message, courtesy of Sara P.
Nice one Sara – thanks!
Man goes to doctors
“I’ve been raped by an elephant”
Doctor looks & says
“funny, ur ass is 10″ wide
but an elephant’s cock is only 3″ wide”
Man replies “yes, but …….
the bastard fingered me 1st!
 
No animals were harmed in the writing of [...]

Here’s a good one for you today – a touch of oriental humour!

Old chinese proverb say
 ”man with erection
walking through door sideways
is always going to Bangkok”