This is a nice cute one for you all:-
“let me explain
 how i’m feeling
in the fewest words.
I want u inside me,
then sleeping beside me”
 
Awww – thank you Sharon of London, nice one!

A good one for a Saturday folks:-
“Babe, have 2 tell U wot
people r saying behind ur back!
NICE ASS!!”

Today’s offering (thank you Bill of NO)
U’ve got sex appeal,
U’ve got style,
 U’ve got intelligence
 & a sexy smile.
 U’ve got the face
 & U’ve got the body
..and OOPS
I’ve got the wrong fucking number..
SORRY!

A simple, straight to the point dirty text message for you for a Monday! 
“Do you take me to be
ur lawfully fuckable sexmate
2 fuck and 2 suck,
in 69ers and various positions
against walls and on the stairs,
in private and in public
till the orgasm do us part?”

A funny for today:-
“Press down please
1 more time
OK more. YES
ahh, ohh,
yes just there yeah baby
harder, HARDER,
this feels SO GOOD!
mmm yeah baby
now THAT’S
TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!! ”

DOn’t try this at home folks!!
John & Sara r having anal sex
John says “I’ve AIDS”.
“WHAT!” screams Sarah.
“Only joking” says John “I just luv the
way u tighten ur arse when I say it”

Don’t forget folks – send us your dirty text message ideas and we’ll sling them up on the site – you can be famous or anonymous, choice is yours but – get sending!
For today we thank Chad for his offering of a dirty text message for the day:-
“sex is good
sex is class
whip me baby
spank my [...]

Here we go, our dirty text message for today:-
“Let me explain how i’m feeling in the fewest possible words.
I want U inside me, then sleeping beside me”

And today’s offering is:-
“God created world in 6 days
it took him centuries
to create someone
as HOT, SEXY
and FUCKABLE
as YOU!”

Today’s dirty text message is:-
“i like ur style
i like ur class
but most of all baby
i like ur ass!!”