Girl lies there stroking his cock after great sex,
he smiles, looks at her and asks
‘Want me to fuck you again baby?’
she looks up at him and says
”no thanks, just playing with ur cock
cos i really do miss mine”
Spilt my coffee reading that one - thnx TB.
Another touch of humour for today’s dirty text message, courtesy of Sara P.
Nice one Sara - thanks!
Man goes to doctors
“I’ve been raped by an elephant”
Doctor looks & says
“funny, ur ass is 10″ wide
but an elephant’s cock is only 3″ wide”
Man replies “yes, but …….
the bastard fingered me 1st!
No animals were harmed in the writing of this text!
Here’s a good one for you today - a touch of oriental humour!
Old chinese proverb say
”man with erection
walking through door sideways
is always going to Bangkok”
Don’t under estimate the power of the following dirty text message.
Read it and then ask yourself one simple question.
How would I feel if my partner sent this to me?
Without doubt or arguement, this is the best, most effective dirty text message that you can send out.
“I had 2 txt 2 tell u
Holy Cow - U R AMAZING!
Last night when we made luv
u blew my mind
& sent every nerve in my body
totally crazy when I came.
I want u so much right now,
can we do it again tonight - please?”
Adapt the beginning of the third line to a timescale that makes sense to you - obviously if you didn’t make love last night, select a time when you did. Also adapt when you want to do it again too - make it more real to the both of you.
If it’s been a while and you want to get things rolling again, just say ‘Last time we made luv’ - that’ll work just as well.
This message works on so many levels:-
1 - You are taking time and effort to text them = you care
2 - You are praising their ability and skill = they are special
3 - They can make you feel good = they have skill in love making
4 - You want to do it again = you really want them
5 - You are saying Please = you are being honest
Try it and see - send me a comment back to this post and let’s see how it works for people!
This is a nice cute one for you all:-
“let me explain
how i’m feeling
in the fewest words.
I want u inside me,
then sleeping beside me”
Awww - thank you Sharon of London, nice one!
A good one for a Saturday folks:-
“Babe, have 2 tell U wot
people r saying behind ur back!
NICE ASS!!”
Today’s offering (thank you Bill of NO)
U’ve got sex appeal,
U’ve got style,
U’ve got intelligence
& a sexy smile.
U’ve got the face
& U’ve got the body
..and OOPS
I’ve got the wrong fucking number..
SORRY!
A simple, straight to the point dirty text message for you for a Monday!
“Do you take me to be
ur lawfully fuckable sexmate
2 fuck and 2 suck,
in 69ers and various positions
against walls and on the stairs,
in private and in public
till the orgasm do us part?”
A funny for today:-
“Press down please
1 more time
OK more. YES
ahh, ohh,
yes just there yeah baby
harder, HARDER,
this feels SO GOOD!
mmm yeah baby
now THAT’S
TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!! ”
DOn’t try this at home folks!!
John & Sara r having anal sex
John says “I’ve AIDS”.
“WHAT!” screams Sarah.
“Only joking” says John “I just luv the
way u tighten ur arse when I say it”
